Sober F.U.N.

5:06 PM / Posted by zeNace /


I wish someday, i could meet mooses, porcupines and donkeys too :|


Alright, so let's catch up on the last Monday of March. It was EPIC fun/fail. It started off when i was anticipating to get out of 6th period Moiser (*shivers) and i don't know about the rest of you, but whenever there's a sub in a class you hate, i automatically get ADD and try to spicen up the classroom atmosphere by throwing paper balls and coughing out random jokes. It was all fun and games until poor Patrick get's a referral and a call home to his parents about "destroying school property". FML. But was that really necessary? Callin me. Like you wantin me. All the time.





And to think that MJ got into a fight with LAJOHN (black guy) at phhs over the "trench warfare" for getting water on his expensive jeans, yet he allows himself to vomit over them. Sometimes, life can be really entertaining at times.

I realized, it's never a good thing to be cocky, it doesn't do anything but bite you back in the end and make you look like a complete douchebag. Ever since i've been cocky at beer pong, it's been leading me to disaster. Not only have i been on a losing streak, but i haven't even been MAKING SHOTS. I wouldn't call it a slump, more like karma saying, "fuck you and your slutty ways". Speaking of karma, i really think my relationship life is FUCKED. I've been so eager manwhoring myself out there, that i never realize that this is never going to get me into a real relationship. (i.e. Willy + Ngoc)


Remember when i kissed CH guys? Well i asked the girl that i actually DO have feelings for to dance that night and guess what her response was?
"No, i don't want to dance right now. I'm not CH."

FML. I keep thinking to myself that i'm really lucky to be able to kiss all of these girls, they must really like me. No, girls who kiss me are actually most of the time somewhat interested in me, but i don't see it that way. I think my brain has been on vacation ever since October.

I need to get my head straight. Schools comming to a near-end, the Seniors will be gone, and my grades are suffering to the max. I love the motto, "Lifes too short for bullshit, just do what you gotta do". And apparantly, it has helped. I OVERTHINK things, way too much. I care too much what others think and i ask for too much advice. Why not just STFU patrick and just follow it when it's given instead of being an advice whore.

GAHHHH, well the youtube video ( A Cursive Memory - Perfect Company) is really awesome, and is calming me down for being so upset with myself. Moving along, Friday i had a lot of fun campaigning with Johnson, Jalena, Albin and myself. If you all didn't know, I AM RUNNING FOR ASB PEP COMMISSIONER. It was a pretty fun day, making flyers and posters and what not. I suggested them going to LA VIC's at Alamden (not intentionally) and it was my first time eating there. HELLA clean, s'all i gotta say. Usually the foods covered in grease 99.9% of the time, but this one was actually not greasy and had a really clean looking resturant.

Just as i was about to pull off the Pimp Patrick Move-

What i thought was a really attractive girl driving a car, turned out to be a guy. Once again, FML.

We recorded everything that happened on Friday, so the video will be up soon. Not like it matters or anything ^____________________^

It was the most sober fun i've ever had, and i started getting higher self-esteem and confidence. I don't need alcohol to have fun, YES!

Then. FKING saturday comes along. It's like a pill. You hit the peak, then it all comes down hill. I hung out with Michael Power that day. (+)
We went up suncrest to go catch up /w X.O. (+)
The sun was making me tanner (+)
I text up the mongols to chill (+)
They tell us Clydes (-)
I buy a MGD 40 from Kevin (-)
Michael and I decide to instead go get coffee and I lie to the mongols about a wedding (-------)
We go to It's a Grind and Stoge (-)
We meet up with Willy and Ngoc (+)
We grab some sushi (-) (it wasn't the sushi, i felt sick from all the alcohol :( )
I call up the girl that i "have an infatuation on" (-)
She cancels once again, on me (-)
I feel like shit ( obvious minus)
We head to Anthony Phamamamchits (+)
Everyone asks how the Wedding Lie was (-)
We leave in 30 minutes (-)
I come home and stare at the wall 'till i pass out. (-)
Positive:6 Negative: 17
Thats not fair.

I kinda like being infatuated. It's fun, one moment i'll be having a shitty day, then a simple text such as "Good mooooorning :D" would give me a burst of energy and giggles. I'm such a fag. I even have people stare at me in grocery stores because i'm texting and smiling like i just jizzed in my pants.

REFERENCE-


I think i covered everything, but before i end it.
Sincere apologies to Jordan, even though he can't even read this because i STILL haven't fixed his computer yet.
Audrey, i wish someday we could EVEN see each other outside of school for old times sake.
MJ, where the FUCK have you been this weekend?
To everyone, PLEASE help spread the word that i'm running for ASB PEPCOMMISSIONER. I'm not telling you to vote for me, just spread the word that i'm ACTUALLY RUNNING. I don't want to force you to vote for me, but it would be nice :P
To the mongols, (nicole i think you're the only one who reads this anyway) I'm sorry if i was shady, i truly did NOT mean it. I hope this shady image doesn't stick on to me -__-
Ngoc, what a coincedence that you told me that i ditch you for beer, i like being sober now :)
Willy, Fuck Pereira.
Cameron, This weekend was not worth it, det.
Katherine Chau, Your the darkest asian i've ever met. No filipino's are not asian. Sorry kevin.
To those that i've forgotten, neglected or simply dont like. I LUP YOU

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3 comments:

Comment by TRISHA (: on April 5, 2009 at 6:24 PM

How do you love someone that you simply don't like?

Comment by Auzz on April 5, 2009 at 7:22 PM

come visit!
or hunt me down at school like the mongol you are

Comment by ltang. on April 7, 2009 at 10:04 PM

HI YOU QT.

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